From the Journal of Hermokrates

...Mundane.

If it is, indeed, your plan to find me a home, there's really no sense in continuing to put it off. Procrastination does not suit you, even if it is an activity you engage in quite often.

Knowing you, though, that's unlikely to change. Perhaps this is for the best. You already owe a large number of tags at the game you already are in, and you plan on picking up two more characters? You have no sense of self-control. And I really can't say I'm impressed with any of the games you've considered for me thus far.

Also, your motivation for playing me in the first place is questionable. It would not be a "shame" for you not to have an excuse to use this screen name; that is one point on which I absolutely refuse to agree with you. Ever.

Unfortunately yours,
Lelouch vi Britannia

Mun is it?

Lets get something straight. If you're going to play me you're going to do it properly - None of this making me look like a complete idiot stuff you're so fond of. You're going to take it seriously or else don't bother playing me at all.

Second. You could have thought of something a bit more original even "yllowcape_redsuit" sounded better than the screen-name you finally chose for me.

Third. Slade. The sooner we find him and put a stop to his schemes the better.

-Robin

Okay, you survived ten days, including Christmas, with a 3 1/2 year old, a Marine, his wife, two dogs and your mother. And no control over where you went in the car, or when. [furrows brow] That's like surviving two days with... [paaaaauuuuse] No. That's just not nice. I won't say it, yes I know you're my typist. Just, stop. Right there. Stop.

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Thank you.

A day back and you're already playing me in sixwords with a Tony. WITH. A Tony. Even if I'm not "his Tim"?

Or at least I'm not resisting the relationship. You're not pulling any punches are you? Okay, it's something while I wait for you to finish that app, isn't it? Though laying claim to his Mighty Mouse stapler after what happened might make other Tonys take issue with us. You. I dunno it's his stapler.

Now if only I could get you to start finishing that app like you said you would. I bet if you reserved me a spot in Atlantus you'd get it done faster, you did tell Tony's mun you work better under pressure, right? No, proving yourself wrong won't make you feel better. I just won't get in to that community.

Okay, get back on Pacific time, get rid of that sore throat if you can, and work on that app.  Don't worry about getting me a paid account for more icons until  you've got that app in and accepted. Though maybe upload four more so you can truly whine about not having enough icon space. And no, despite what Amatomnes Tony's mun said, I won't let you use the word "Probie" in keywords. It just isn't gonna happen. No, don't add "yet," I won't let it happen. Really.

Have fun at your uncle's New Years thing tonight, two more days won't hurt.

Tim

Seriously, mun...

Okay, I'm gonna put this in words you can understand: DO NOT WANT a baby. Yeah, yeah, I know it's a little late for that, but can't she just-- Oh!

HEY. Lexaeus! You like kids, right? I got a deal for you!

...

SHE'S HAVING TWINS?!

I'm really sorry, Miss Mun...It's never easy loosing a loved one- even a pet. It does feel like the world's a little less bright now...but please- stop crying. It hurts for now but soon you'll have the memories to help carry you through.

If you need to hiatus from games while you compose yourself, then I don't think anyone would think any less of you. Death is never something to take well.

Please feel better. Myself, your others, and your friends will all be waiting when you feel better.

Oho. So you think you've got it all figured out, do you? I'm impressed. No, really.

I guess slapping the alternate universe title on it makes it that much easier to write up something resembling a history for little ol' me. Because what good has canon done for anybody?

You're just so clever, my lady. Nobody would've thought that idea up in a million light years.

( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )

Your idea of what to do with me grows less sure every day. You know there are plans for a Holmes and Watson for the place you have been considering for me and yet you hesitate for fear of my ability to adapt to the place, not to mention the fact that your roster is full and deletion has never sat well upon your palate.

To stagnate in uncertainty is something I will not tolerate.

Make your choice, and make it quickly. I will not stand to wait much longer. The beginning of the new year draws close, as does the beginning of the application cycle.

Keep in mind, idle hands are the Devil's playground.

- Blackwood

... mun!

C'mon, we've got fighting to do! Y'know, those new soldiers? With the--

Why do you want a Xemnas, anyway? We've got Larxene and Zexion and Demyx! That's enough Organization members! We don't need more in Solace, especially not him--what if he tries to take it over, huh?

That's not a good idea, mun! Come on!

Fighting!

--not with Xemnas!

Ooooooi.

Go to sleep. Come on. This ain't funny anymore. It's five in the morning and you have things to do tomorrow.

Who cares if you don't like black-eyed peas, they're a tradition. You gotta go out tomorrow and hunt'em down.

But first comes sleep. Hop to!

So it's been almost three years.

You haven't played me in almost one - actually, no. You never played me, you played "me after we got back to Earth" (and yeah, there is definitely a difference).

You sure you're up for this, old lady? You're lucky you have the DVDs.



...this is gonna rock.

Ahahahah! Birthday notification!! hhheeeheheh~

My birthday is the 2nd, the 2nd the 2nd~ My birthday is the 2nd, yes it iiiiis-- It's not? You LIED to me?!

... Oh, it's YOUR birthday. How cruel of you... How TERRIBLE of you... How MEAN.



I FUCKING HATE YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE! When are you coming over? I said GET OUT! Come here, get out. Same difference.




~ "Cheshire"

Yaaaaay! I'm really really happy you've brought me out here! It isn't much fun being cooped up at home and drawing all day. It's only really fun when Papa comes home and brings me pretty things to play with, tee hee~

I wonder if this is the paradise the books always talk about...

Mm, probably not. Too many sad things about, tee hee~

I hope you'll bring me to a fun place soon! I want to learn more about paradise - more and more things!

~ El

I don't trust him.

I don't care how different this situation is. You know what he's done. You can't make me trust him, so just...stop trying.


--Isaac

Wow, Ma'am! Thank you for the new icons. Sorry about the lack of "happy ones"... I guess I didn't smile much in the DVDs you have.

I know your torn about waiting around to "app me" at Discedo when your not sure how long you'll be away in January. Why don't you just write it up and then just submit it when your ready? It's like you're on one of Fednet's deadlines.

Mun. Dude, let's get the show on the road. Everything's up, people dig it, so get your ass in gear.

The Love Hotel is cool and all, but there's only so much of me to go around.


-Dante

Mun.

You finally got the computer fixed. Now you should work on tagging back the threads you've missed. And don't stay up too late - work tomorrow and all, don't over-do it and get sick.

...

I don't get it.

Bloody brilliant. Bring me back around to threaten me with Hammond's Island again.

Those freakish kids you've been talking about better be capable of what you say they're capable, or else I'm finding the fastest runner and playing bait the raptors. Let's just hope they don't learn too fast.

- R. Muldoon

Do you even know what you're doing?

Just promise me right here, right now that you will never take me from STCO.

(ooc: Okay she's from Sonic The Comic, so she'll recognise *most* of the older (Pre Sonic adventure) characters, she's also brand new, so if anyone knows her and sees me failing feel free to smack me over the head.)

Ahahaha, Mun! I haven't had this much fun in ages! I commend you. Now that you've got some shit out of your system, how about finding me a place, huh? Been some time since I had a nice room and a TV to...watch.

Michael.

What is this about the possibility of inviting another friend of yours to Sam's musebox? First, the first one you brought with you...did not go so well. Second, you have not yet even spoken to Sam about it at this point. Third, at present, there are only three people who actively use the musebox in question. And fourth, you do not have even the slightest idea how well this friend would take to the...

...

...let us say "madness".

—Pleinair

I see the drawing board has gone from "a bunch of annoying kids on my lawn" to "stalker-obsessed ninja daughters", and I'd like a rollback, please. They can even steal my tires, whatever, just. Stop it.

Oh, mun! I don't really care which username you settle on for me. Pick whichever one you want! I'm sure I'll like it.


...But only if it's hot!

...

What about superglue? Are you--Do you really think I'm that dense?

Dura-Bond my aft. That's not even funny.